What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
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Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!"
Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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