What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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With a blender.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!"
"How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"
How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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