The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”. A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn’t want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to “timber(1+x).”
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Ramu: A teacher.
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: "When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
Teacher: "I wished you would pay a little attention." Pupil: "I'm paying as little as I can!"
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.