I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island. Well, after spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement. All of the men will marry the one woman for a week. So the first man has her for one week, the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting sex and they all agree to it. This goes on for five years and everyone is happy. Each man gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets to have sex whenever she wants with a different man every week. Well, a few weeks into the fifth year, the woman dies. The first week is pretty bad, the second week is still pretty bad, the third week is getting worse, the fourth week things are just bad, real bad, and the fifth week is just awful. It’s getting so very bad that on the sixth week they buried her.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"