I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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