Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
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Allahu AK-
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In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
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I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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