What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.