What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.