Joke #9960

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.

Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

This guy from up north just up and one day moved down south to start himself a farm. He came across this man and asked him where he could get a good donkey to pull a cart and plow. The man said I've got just what you need. Only thing is down here we don't call them donkeys we call them an ass. He said when this ass stops you'll have to get off the cart and slap them to get it going again. The northern man thanks him and heads on his way. He comes up to a man seeking chickens. He says to the man, I'd like to buy a rooster and a hen. The guy sai d sure thing but down here we don't call em roosters and hens. We call them a cock and a pullet. The man from up north says ok, thanks the man and is on his way. He going along in his cart when his donkey stops in the middle of the road. He remembers what the man said he had to do to get it going. Just then a lady is walking by. So he walks up to her and says, "excuse me miss, but will you hold my cock and pullet while I slap my ass."

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.