Joke #9960

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'

Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.