Joke #2887

What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.

Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.

Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”

Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.

A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.