What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Rep-tiles.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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