What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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