What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until...
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.