What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."