Joke #6998

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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