What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.