What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. "This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop. "My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop. "But how do we know which is which?" They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea. "Lets cut off this ones tail" The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong. "You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!" "But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart." "Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one?!"
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright