What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Helicowpters and Bulloons.
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.