Joke #2899

What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.

What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.

One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."