What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
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A deer hunter just messed up another hunt.
This happened to him more times than he could count.
He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss.
He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away.
He would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away.
Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies.
"Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo.