What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
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Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you seen my tool?"
Elephant replies: "What does it look like?"
Lion: "Well it's got four points on it."
Elephant: "Sorry, I haven't seen it, try mouse."
So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks "Have you seen my tool?"
Mouse: "What does it look like?"
Lion: "Well it's got four points on it."
Mouse: "Sorry mate, I've not seen it, try croc."
So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks "Have you seen my tool?"
Croc: "What does it look like?"
Lion: "Well it's got four points on it."
Croc: "Sorry I've not seen it, try Jaguar."
So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks "Have you seen my tool?"
Jaguar: "Of course, I ate it."
Lion: "Why did you do that?"
Jaguar: "Well I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar."
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
Name an animal that lives in Lapland?
A reindeer
Good, now name another.
Another reindeer!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.