Joke #5728

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”

She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.

A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"

How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.