Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.