Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!