Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"