Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.