Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.