Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.