Joke #2453

Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.