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She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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