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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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