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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?
Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?