Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."