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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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