Joke #1661

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Vote: has 73.95 % from 446 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Vote: has 27.83 % from 125 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Vote: has 73.22 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Vote: has 67.90 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Vote: has 62.14 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Vote: has 37.63 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Vote: has 70.36 % from 76 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Vote: has 70.25 % from 493 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Vote: has 80.21 % from 860 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook, technology