Status
I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Vote:
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Vote:
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote: