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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
