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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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