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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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