Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.