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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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