Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.