Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?