Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up