Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.