Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
