Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.