Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.