Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.