Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.