Joke #2970

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.