Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."