Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.