Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.