Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.