Joke #2971

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.