Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.