Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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'Cause the cow's got the udder!
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
