Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!