Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned:
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied:
"That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
What’s the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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