Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
The soldier serving in Iraq was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice Doggy", until your sniper gets the range.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map.