Joke #9591

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.