Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.