Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!