Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.