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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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