Joke #9591

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!