Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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A: Drug Abuse.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.