Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.