Joke #3073

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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6 year old kid looking at Mom's ID card. Sex: F He laughs. Mom: "Whats so funny?" Kid: "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." Husband died laughing.
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Billy, learned at school that everybody has secrets. So, he decided to take advantage of it. One day, as he came home from school, he went in front of his mother and told her: "Mommy, mommy! I know everything!" His mom, obviously scared to death: "Here, take a 100 euros and say NOTHING to your father about it, okay?" "Okay mommy!" says Billy and leaves the room with a big smile on his face. When his dad came from work, he did the same to him as well: "Daddy, daddy! I found out everything!" Numb, his father puts his hand on his pocket: "Here, take a 100 euros and say NOTHING to your mother, okay?" "Okay!" says Billy with a bigger smile on his face. The next morning, on his way to school, he sees the Postman. He thought he could try it to him too: "Mr. Focker, I know everything!" The Postman, the minute he heard it, fell on his knees and wide opened his arms: "Then, come... Come closer... My son!"
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has 80.48 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: dad, death, kids, money, school
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As the sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them "who is the most obedient?" Five sets of eyes looked up at him. Sensing that they didn’t understand the word he then asked, "ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?" One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. "You win!" exclaimed the child.
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Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology