Joke #3073

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.

Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."

What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. He saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?

Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"

What do you call a old snowman? Water.