Joke #3088

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.

Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.