Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Vote:
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Vote:
