Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.