Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.