Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.