Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.