Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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A: Because they go nigarrr.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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