Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
