Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.