Joke #8246

Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.

Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.

A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."

How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.

What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!

Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.

Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.