Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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