Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo