How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.