How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."