How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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A mudslide.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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