How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!