How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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