How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."