How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.