How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children