How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!