Joke #1398

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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