How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.