How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
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"No," said the American.
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