How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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