How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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