How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Vote:
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.