How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.