How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.