How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.