How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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