What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Q: Why all men say "Ladies first"?
A: They want to watch their asses.
Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time.
If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment."
Steve has his operation.
The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand.
Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised."
Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.