Joke #3238

Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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