Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.