Joke #3238

Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier

Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"

Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".