Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.