Joke #3249

Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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