Joke #3249

Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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