How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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Mum: "How would you describe me?"
Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Mum: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
Mum: "What about JK?"
Dad: "Just Kidding."
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
What is a man's definition of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?