Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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