Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Vote:
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
Vote:
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.