Joke #3259

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.

Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.

Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."