Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.