Joke #3259

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.

Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."

Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.