Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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