Joke #1781

Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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