Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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