Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.