Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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