Joke #1781

Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.

How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.

Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".

Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.

Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.