Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!