Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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