Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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A: His brother with a VCR.
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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