Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"