Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife.
See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation!
So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man?
No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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