Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns.
"Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver.
"Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99."
The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !"
Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"