Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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