Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on Earth for?" "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor." "OK, but it's against my better judgment." Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised." Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"