A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the s**t out of you.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Vote:
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.