Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Six nuns are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings.
One nun goes to the door and says 'who is it?'
An elderly gentleman replies "It's the blind man from the village" so the nun shouts to the others, "don't worry it's just the blind man from the village, I'll let him in."
She lets him in and goes "how can we help?"
The gent replies "I'm just going to go measure your blinds, but nice tits"
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.