How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it. 
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed.
When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job.
Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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