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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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