Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Look at Chuck.
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When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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