Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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