Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.