Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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