Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.