Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.