Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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