Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.