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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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