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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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