Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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