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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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