Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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