Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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