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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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