Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...