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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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