Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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