Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.