There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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