There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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