There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.