There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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