There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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