There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.