There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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