There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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