There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.