There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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