There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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