There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.