There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.