When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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He had real bears.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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