When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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