When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.