When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.