When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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