When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.