When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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