When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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