When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.