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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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