When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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