When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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