When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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