When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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