When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.