Dog rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".