What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't."
"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
