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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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