Joke #10600

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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