What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.