What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Rudolph the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock,
All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all,
Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong...
Fuck my arsehole all night long!"
Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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