What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.