What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves.
They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.
"Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills."
"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her."
"I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to."
A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons.
"Gerald - the house you bought was too big.
I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house.
Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old.
But Robert - you know exactly what I like.
The chicken was delicious."
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Vote:
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Vote:
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.