What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
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Rhesus Pieces.
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What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah.
‘Hello,’ I thought.
‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.