What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
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Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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(A gummy bear!)
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He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."