What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in their area. The police tell the drunk party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. SMITH is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find their police car, with the lights still flashing.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.