Joke #9955

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
Vote: has 29.01 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
Vote: has 72.76 % from 96 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, blonde, business, ginger, god
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Vote: has 26.98 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, animal, kids
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. “Are you hurt?” she asks. She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”
Vote: has 77.74 % from 87 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, hospital, love, women
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy.“
Vote: has 75.77 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
Vote: has 11.59 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
Vote: has 31.03 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal