What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
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Pre-tanned leather.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.