Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out.
The father had a pet parrot, which he did n
ot let anyone else touch.
But, when he left, the girls took him out.
The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings.
“Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde.
“Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.”
The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50.
“Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break?
"It's too hard to re-train them."
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof?
A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
"Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts...
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!"
The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!