Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
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What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never met!
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is.
She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!