Joke #10577

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?" "In the back of your truck there’s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what’s the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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