How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.