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What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please."
"Did you bring a container for this? "
"You're speaking to it."
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.