Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.