Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve? A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."