Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.