Joke #4876

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.

After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.

A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.