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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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