What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
Three couples are having a picnic.
One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey."
The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar."
Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married.
My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea!
My girlfriend?
She is a dream!
But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister…
This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses.
Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.
She never did that in front of someone else!
One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.
When I arrived she was alone.
She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she cann’t overcome them.
She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.
I was shocked and could not say a word…
She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.
I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.
Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me.
I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door.
I opened it and I walked to the car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!"
Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!