What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Men are like buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
My wife was dying.
I was by her bedside.
She said in a tired voice, "Theres something I must confess."
"Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright."
"No I must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"
"I know," I whispered "Thats why i posion you, now close your eyes!"
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.