Joke #3248

What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.

Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.

2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"

Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.

2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."

Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.

Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.

"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.