What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Q: What would men do if they had breasts?
A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records.
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER?
A man parachuted out of an aeroplane and his chute did not open.
As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground.
As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replied in passing, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"