What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.
The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.