If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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