If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.