If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.