If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Vote:
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Vote:
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Vote:
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Vote:
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Vote:
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Vote:
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Vote: