If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.