If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.