If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.