If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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